I'm Not Ignoring You. I'm Buffering

For the brains that need a loading screen.

This retro-computer-inspired tee is perfect for anyone who needs a second to process life, conversations, eye contact, social expectations, or whatever just happened in aisle seven of the grocery store.

Featuring a vintage-style computer graphic with the message “Processing human interaction…” and the slogan “I’m not ignoring you. I’m buffering.”, this design brings a funny, relatable twist to social overwhelm, neurodivergent humor, and everyday overstimulation.

Why You’ll Love It
Funny, relatable design with a retro tech vibe
Great for autistic, ADHD, neurodivergent, introverted, or socially exhausted people
Simple screen-print-friendly artwork
Easy to style on casual tees, hoodies, and everyday outfits
A perfect conversation starter… after you finish buffering

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh