I'm Not Going

For the socially selective, crowd-avoiding, plan-canceling legends who know exactly where they will not be.

This tee features the sarcastic slogan:

“The proper name for a large group of people is ‘I’m Not Going.’”

Printed in a bold, distressed vintage-style font, this design is perfect for anyone whose idea of a great time involves fewer people, less noise, and absolutely no forced group activities.

Why You’ll Love It
Funny, sarcastic design with strong introvert energy
Bold distressed lettering for a rugged vintage look
Easy to style with jeans, joggers, flannels, hoodies, or your favorite “not leaving the house” outfit
Great gift for introverts, homebodies, socially selective friends, and crowd-avoiders
Says exactly what you were already thinking, so you do not have to
The Vibe

Unavailable.
Unbothered.
Already declined.

Perfect For
Introverts
Homebodies
Social battery protectors
People who hate crowds
Anyone who considers “maybe” a soft no
Friends who RSVP emotionally, not physically

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh