Hydrated. Overheated. Barely Supervised

For the summer humans who are doing their best, drinking water occasionally, and absolutely melting in public.

This design features a chaotic red, white, and blue popsicle wearing sunglasses, surrounded by sunny-day essentials like ice water, flip flops, beach towel vibes, and full-on overheated energy. Paired with the slogan:

“Hydrated. Overheated. Barely supervised.”

It is bright, funny, vintage-inspired, and perfect for anyone whose summer personality is equal parts festive, sweaty, sarcastic, and possibly one bad decision away from needing shade.

Why You’ll Love It
Funny summer graphic tee with bold red, white, and blue popsicle artwork
Perfect for beach days, BBQs, pool parties, vacations, theme parks, lake trips, and summer cookouts
Great Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Labor Day, or patriotic summer outfit option
Vintage distressed finish for that worn-in retro beach-shirt look
Relatable humor for anyone who is hydrated in theory but overheated in reality

The Vibe
Sunny.
Sweaty.
Slightly feral, but drinking water.

Perfect For
Summer vacation outfits
Beach and pool days
BBQs and backyard parties
Fourth of July celebrations
Sarcastic summer lovers
Anyone who melts faster than the popsicle on the shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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