Fueled by Coffee & Anxiety

For the people who are technically alive, emotionally haunted, and running entirely on iced coffee and nervous energy.

This design features a vintage horror-inspired skeleton lounging in a coffin with coffee in hand, paired with the bold slogan:

“Fueled by Coffee & Anxiety”

It is dark, funny, dramatic, and painfully relatable — perfect for anyone whose daily routine includes caffeine, overthinking, and pretending they have a plan.

Why You’ll Love It
Bold spooky design with vintage distressed lettering
Perfect mix of horror humor, coffee addiction, and anxious energy
Great for Halloween season, goth style, alternative fashion, or year-round chaos
Easy to style with jeans, boots, flannels, hoodies, or your favorite “barely functioning but cute” outfit
A perfect gift for coffee lovers, overthinkers, night owls, and spooky souls
The Vibe

Caffeinated.
Anxious.
Dead inside, but accessorized.

Perfect For
Coffee lovers
Horror fans
Anxious overthinkers
Goth and alt fashion lovers
Spooky season outfits
Anyone who needs caffeine before being perceived

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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